Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice scream!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w
What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!
What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service!
Where do ghosts pick up their mail?
At the ghost office!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
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