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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Halloween Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with!


What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice scream!


How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w


What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!


What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service!

Where do ghosts pick up their mail?
At the ghost office!


What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?

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